I REGRETTED GOING TO BIOSKIN!!!

I went for their facial before... It was not bad..
So i thought maybe i could trust their Bio-Hair Touch (Removal).
Since it's @ discounted price..

Ok.. Here's how it works..

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Bio-Hair Touch

Provides a permanent solution that is safe, reliable and free from side effects. Works fast, getting rid of unwanted hair in mere minutes.

Of course, mere minutes...
One of the staff shaved it for me!!!
Of course, GONE!
I can shave myself!

The worst part is... one of the counter staff kept re-assuring me that it will last within one month.. for at least 2 or 3 weeks...

Know what???
I see hair growing out of my armpit in 2 days!!!!!!!!!

Feeling VERY unhappy with the results...
I called up.

I said, "All of you kept re-assuring me that it will last within a month..
Keep saying that it will last at least for 2 or 3 weeks. BUT NOBODY TOLD ME IT MIGHT LAST FOR 2 DAYS!"

Then she told me something stated from the terms and condition..
"Results from all treatments and products may vary on individual..."

Great...
The next worse thing.. is.. they kept making you sign here and sign there..
Probably making sure they will not get into trouble if their treatment doesn't work...

Then i saw this.. WHO THE HELL IS TAN YEN YEN???!!!
They spelled my name wrongly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So even if i want to sue the the staff
who did not tell me that it might last for a few days...
I can't. No more evidence.

Plus, i've signed the condition that i agreed it would vary according to individual.

Then on the phone, she kept repeating, "Maybe yours is very active..."

She didn't tell me what is active...
My glands? My hair?

So i assume it's my armpit hair that's active..
Some of my armpit hair is dancing.
Some are swimming in my perspiration.
All of them are athletes... Can win olympics.

I'm soooooooooooooOOOO ANGRY.

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The precise combination of Light and Heat Energy (LHE) removes unwanted and ingrown hair. A light pulse beamed and absorbed by melanin (Oh sorry. i thought i read melamine) in the hair.

The staff also kept persuading me to buy serum.
She said it will make the hair thinner...
I thought serum makes the hair stronger???
I rejected it.

But now I think my armpit hair is growing thicker instead of being damaged after Light and Heat Energy (LHE) treatment..
Since she also told me that different people have different reactions...

I also think my armpit hair is like a plant..

Maybe they will start growing into a flower with the Light.

I love flowers. Thank you very much.

If i still believe that it will grow within a month..
I'll probably end up having a bush.

And since they are so active.. some of them may evolve into Medusa.

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I almost forgot they also shaved my upper-lips!!!!
Since i really believed it will grow back at least 2 or 3 weeks...
Under their persuasion, i paid for 2 treatments...
I really think i can laugh at myself now..

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I'm so scared this may happen.
I don't want to have my father's moustache.
I AM SO SAD.

My body jumped each time the Light and Heat Energy (LHE) hits my skin on the upper lips.
It felt like sending thunderbolt to me.
Quite painful and i think my body jumped at least 12 times?

The armpit was not as pain...
Body did not jump at all..
But still.. i paid to go through this thinking it might be worth it.

Wanted to charge me $2,600 for a 15-times package.
I rejected it.. i wanted to see the results first..

Then suddenly after the treatment, they said to give me 20% discount, charge me $2,080. Wah.. if i agreed the first time, isn't it they gonna earn much more of my money?

The moral of the story is....
I paid others just to shave my hair for me.


Why didn't i know i have
olympic-winning armpit hair?

I'm so stupid.
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Something cheered me up though..
My friend lived in Jurong...
And he's willing to teach me how to play a guitar...
So i went all the way down to Jurong..
And at the same time.. buy a guitar..

I bought my new guitar!!!
At a super duper cheapo price of $43!!!

But it doesn't sound like a cheapo guitar!!!!

I tried learning by myself...So painful~~~~~~~

Till now, my fingers are still red, swollen and sore after a few hours...

But..
I won't give up!

I learn how to play you, Mr. Guitar.
Hahaha.........